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    <title>Stop bird pornagraphy now!</title>
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    <published>2008-08-27T17:50:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-27T17:52:44Z</updated>

    <summary>It&apos;s protest season in Denver as the DNC begins to wind up into full gear. You see a lot of activists protesting around the convention; anti-war, anti-abortion, anti-bird porn....what?A pair of tongue-in-cheek (tongue-in-beak?) protesters shouted out anti-bird- watching chants along...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[It's protest season in Denver as the DNC begins to wind up into full gear. You see a lot of activists protesting around the convention; anti-war, anti-abortion, <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/rockymountainnews/20080827/pl_rockymountainnews/dncprotestsanddemonstrationsaug27_0">anti-bird porn</a>....what?<br /><br /><blockquote><i>A pair of tongue-in-cheek (tongue-in-beak?) protesters shouted out
anti-bird- watching chants along the 16th Street Mall and handed out
leaflets decrying the fact that bird watchers "shamelessly, blatantly
observe God's defenseless creatures mating." No pro-birding
counterprotesters rose to the challenge.</i><br /></blockquote> I don't know, I know some bird-watchers who are pretty enthusiastic about their hobby. I wouldn't want to mess with them.<br />]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Cart before the horse, fire before the fire</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.372</id>

    <published>2008-08-26T17:08:53Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-26T17:38:05Z</updated>

    <summary>You don&apos;t hear about this sort of thing happening very often, and when it does happen, you&apos;re never too certain whether to laugh or just feel uncomfortable. The Fire Department heads out to put out a fire, and while they&apos;re...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[You don't hear about this sort of thing happening very often, and when it does happen, you're never too certain whether to laugh or just feel uncomfortable. The Fire Department heads out to put out a fire, and while they're gone <a href="http://www.texarkanagazette.com/news/localnews/2008/08/26/de-queen-fire-station-hit-by-lightning-c-47.php">the station house goes up in flames.</a><br /><br /><blockquote><i>A fire call during a thunderstorm probably helped to save the De Queen, Ark., fire station Saturday afternoon.
</i><br /><br /><i>The De Queen Fire Department received a call at 2:30 p.m.
Saturday about a burning telephone pole or an electrical fire on
Ballard Street. </i><br /><br /><i>A firefighter arrived at the station and when he opened the
doors, smoke came out of the building, said De Queen Fire Marshal
Dennis Pruitt.
</i><br /><br /><i>"One of the firemen (Bryan Hodges) called me and said the
place was full of smoke. I thought he was joshing me. He said, 'we've
got a fire at the fire station,'" said Pruit</i><br /><br /></blockquote>Despite the irony of the situation, it looks like quick thinking kept this from turning into a real mess.<br /><blockquote></blockquote> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>A horse of course</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.368</id>

    <published>2008-08-21T21:22:42Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-21T21:25:49Z</updated>

    <summary>Think it&apos;s pretty hot out? It could be worse, you could be in Bulgaria, and be this guy&apos;s horse.A man rides a horse in the sea at the end of a hot day in the Bulgarian seaside village of Sinemorets,...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[Think it's pretty hot out? It could be worse, you could be in Bulgaria, and be this guy's horse.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="Bulgaria Weather_Hoga.jpg" src="http://blog.daily-times.com/bizarre/Bulgaria%20Weather_Hoga.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="409" width="600" /></span>A man rides a horse in the sea at the end of a hot day in the Bulgarian seaside village of Sinemorets, east of the capital Sofia, Thursday, Aug. 21. 2008. (AP Photo/Valentina Petrova)<br /><div><br /></div>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Alternative energy?</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.367</id>

    <published>2008-08-21T15:57:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-21T21:27:49Z</updated>

    <summary>I guess this goes to show that no matter what our energy sources are, people will always drive faster than they are supposed to. A blogger in Falls Church, Virginia is reporting that a city council there got to test...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[I guess this goes to show that no matter what our energy sources are, people will always drive faster than they are supposed to. <a href="http://blueweeds.typepad.com/blue_weeds/2008/08/falls-church-co.html">A blogger in Falls Church, Virginia</a> is reporting that a city council there got to test drive the Honda Clarity, the first production model car to use hydrogen fuel cells. Unfortunately, he had a little too much fun with it.<br /><br /><blockquote><i>Dan took the alternative energy vehicle for a spin out at Haines Point where he was promptly stopped by a Park Police officer after being clocked going three times the posted speed limit.</i><br /><br /></blockquote>Well, at least now we know the car's got a bit of oomph under the hood ... assuming that's where its engine is.<br /><blockquote></blockquote> ]]>
        
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    <title>Apologies</title>
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    <published>2008-08-20T22:47:40Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-20T22:48:22Z</updated>

    <summary>We had a bit of a break in posting there, but be sure to tune in tomorrow as we&apos;ll resume posting weird and wild news from around the globe....</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        We had a bit of a break in posting there, but be sure to tune in tomorrow as we&apos;ll resume posting weird and wild news from around the globe. 
        
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<entry>
    <title>You might already be a winner!</title>
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    <published>2008-08-06T16:56:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-06T17:00:54Z</updated>

    <summary>JetBlue is offering free trips to people in New York. Whereto? John F. Kennedy Airport. You have to get there yourself, but once you&apos;re there you can enjoy free parking and lunch as you go through security, have your bags...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[JetBlue is offering free trips to people in New York. Whereto? John F. Kennedy Airport. You have to get there yourself, but once you're there you can enjoy free parking and lunch as you go through security, have your bags checked and <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSN0535009520080805">then wait for a flight to nowhere.</a> <br /><br /><blockquote><i>New York-based JetBlue is looking for 1,000 of its frequent flyers to show up at JFK on August 23 to check bags given to them by the airline, go through security and wait at the assigned gate for their imaginary "flight".<br /><br />In return, the airline is promising unspecified "giveaways", free parking and lunch.</i><br /></blockquote><br />All the hassle of flying without actually going anywhere!<br /> ]]>
        
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    <title>It&apos;s an emergency</title>
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    <published>2008-08-05T17:04:11Z</published>
    <updated>2008-08-05T17:13:52Z</updated>

    <summary>When you&apos;re in trouble, you call 911, right? Well, serious trouble. Life-threatening trouble. Not trouble like this guy.A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[When you're in trouble, you call 911, right? Well, serious trouble. Life-threatening trouble. <a href="http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2008/08/05/1722541-man-tells-911-slot-machine-stole-his-money">Not trouble like this guy.</a><br /><br /><blockquote><i>A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911
calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos
Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel &amp; Casino early Monday and
called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says
Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same
thing.</i></blockquote><br />Well, yeah, the slot machine did steal his money, but he was more than happy to give it away. <br /><br /> ]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Nomenclature</title>
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    <published>2008-07-24T18:34:29Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-24T18:38:30Z</updated>

    <summary>Did your parents give you a long or silly name? No matter how bad it is, there&apos;s no way it can be as bad as this girl&apos;s, whose name was so terrible, a judge ordered her parents to change it.The...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[Did your parents give you a long or silly name? No matter how bad it is, there's no way it can be as bad <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2452593/%27Talula-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii%27-not-a-girl%27s-name,-New-Zealand-court-rules.html">as this girl's</a>, whose name was so terrible, a judge ordered her parents to change it.<br /><br /><blockquote><i>The parents of a New Zealand girl named Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii have been ordered to change her name because it risks making her the target of abuse and ridicule.<br />&nbsp;<br />A lawyer acting for the girl claimed she was so embarrassed by her name that she had kept it from her friends, insisting she should be known as "K" instead. She also feared that if it became public she would be mocked and teased.<br /><br />The lawyer claimed the girl fully understood the absurdity of her name, unlike her parents who had not considered the implications when they named her.</i><br /><br /></blockquote>I would make a crack about a nine-year-old having her own lawyer, but this is one of the few instance I can think of where it's justified.<br />]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>The cheesiest crime ever</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.256</id>

    <published>2008-07-22T23:46:49Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-22T23:49:55Z</updated>

    <summary><![CDATA[Think about a block of plastic explosive. Now think about a package of string cheese. When you get right down to it, they look rather similar, right? At least that's what Centerville police want you to think.&nbsp;Around 3 p.m. Saturday,...]]></summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[Think about a block of plastic explosive. Now think about a package of string cheese. When you get right down to it, they look rather similar, right? At least that's what <a href="http://www.standard.net/live/news/138646/">Centerville police want you to think.&nbsp;</a><br /><br /><blockquote><i>Around 3 p.m. Saturday, Centerville police and units from South Davis
Metro Fire responded to a phone call advising the Davis County
Sheriff's Office that a bomb had been placed inside the grocery store
at 350 E. Pages Lane.</i><br /><br /><i>The store was evacuated shortly after the
call came in. During the evacuation, a Dick's employee reported seeing
a cylindrical device wrapped in duct tape near a cooler of dry ice.</i><br /><br /><i>Additional
units from area police departments were called in to assist with
traffic control and the evacuation of Dick's and nearby businesses. </i><br /><br /><i>Centerville
police Lt. Paul Child said the businesses remained closed for about two
hours while bomb-sniffing dogs and a bomb technician checked the
building and determined it was safe.</i><br /><br /><i>The cylindrical device the employee saw turned out to be a piece of string cheese wrapped in duct tape, made to resemble a bomb.</i><br /></blockquote> The secret mozzarella threat to our country.<br />]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Badabababa</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.252</id>

    <published>2008-07-22T18:51:38Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-22T18:56:32Z</updated>

    <summary> They must be really strappd for cash at one Las Vegas TV station to turn to a sponsorship with McDonalds. Hopefully that station won&apos;t be airing Super Size Me any time soon. Two cups of McDonald&apos;s iced coffee (BUY!)...</summary>
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        <![CDATA[<p> They must be really strappd for cash at one Las Vegas TV station to turn to <a href="http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2008/jul/21/eye-opener-pitch/">a sponsorship with McDonalds</a>. Hopefully that station won't be airing Super Size Me any time soon. <br /></p><br /><blockquote><p><i>Two cups of McDonald's iced coffee (BUY!) sit on the Fox 5 TV news
desk, a punch-you-in-the-face product placement (BUY!) to chase down
your morning news.</i></p><p><i>They've been on the Las Vegas station set for about two weeks,
following the lead of a few TV stations across the country, and they're
still looking every bit as frosty and tantalizing (BUY!) as they were
the first day you laid your eyes on them.</i></p></blockquote>

<br /><p>Some journalists may be upset with this, but I for one think it's a good idea, as do my credit card bills. McDonalds people, call me.<br /></p>]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Christmas in July</title>
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    <published>2008-07-21T21:03:10Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T21:11:14Z</updated>

    <summary> Do not adjust your computer monitors, what you&apos;re seeing is correct. Hundreds of Santas on parade in the middle of summer. It&apos;s all part of the 52nd annual World Santa Claus Congress held in Copenhagen, Denmark. You have to...</summary>
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<td rowspan="4"><p>Do not adjust your computer monitors, what you're seeing is correct. Hundreds of Santas on parade in the middle of summer. It's all part of the 52nd annual World Santa Claus Congress held in Copenhagen, Denmark. You have to wonder if it's such a good idea to have this many Santas together, lest believing children have their hopes dashed. Furthermore, they couldn't find a more seasonal time?
</p><p> I guess not. During all the other parts of the year they're probably busy working in Malls.
</p><p> Hit the jump for the full Associated Press article.
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        <![CDATA[It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas -- at World Santa Claus Congress in Copenhagen<br /><br />By JAN M. OLSEN<br />Associated Press Writer<br />COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) -- It's July -- and the Christmas tree is lit, bells are jingling and jolly elves are doing "yula-hoops" on stage.<br />What else could it be but the annual World Santa Claus Congress -- filling a Danish amusement park with summer Christmas merriment for the 52nd consecutive year.<br />Five months ahead of the holidays, nearly 140 St. Nicks kicked off their three-day convention Monday at the Bakken park north of Copenhagen. Most were from Scandinavia but some came from as far away as Russia, Japan and the United States.<br />Visitors lined up to watch the Santas, the Mrs. Clauses and all their little helpers parade through the park, bellowing "Ho-hos" and singing Christmas carols. Other activities included a bicycle parade, "yula-hoop" twirls and a brief swim in Copenhagen's famous harbor.<br />These jobs are not for couch potatoes. One of Monday's highlights was the obstacle course, where bearded Kris Kringles raced past a sleigh and up a small hill built of ice before climbing down a fake chimney.<br />Later this week, they were also to visit children in a nearby hospital, cruise through the Danish capital in a sightseeing boat and hold tounge-in-cheek seminars about the 21st century challenges facing their vocation.<br />"We have real modern-time problems we need to discuss with our colleagues," said Fred Rootveld, a Dutch Sinterklaas. "How do we get into people's homes when there are no chimneys on the houses to climb down?"<br />Delegates go by a range of different names -- from the French Papa Noel to the Danish Julemand to St. Nick -- but the Bakken park said "they are all real Santas."<br />While that claim could not be confirmed, there's no doubt the festival has become increasingly popular since it was first held in 1957 as a purely local event.<br />"You really get in the Christmas spirit ahead of time," said Tony Zehavi, spokesman for the event.<br /><br />]]>
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<entry>
    <title>Political speech?</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.245</id>

    <published>2008-07-21T18:24:31Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-21T18:34:39Z</updated>

    <summary>I know they don&apos;t care much for the president in San Francisco, but something about this plan smells funny. The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. Supporters say the...</summary>
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        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[I know they don't care much for the president in San Francisco, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/07/17/presidential.putdown.ap/index.html">but something about this plan smells funny.</a><br /><br /><blockquote><p><i> The measure certified Thursday would rename the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.</i></p><p><i> Supporters say the idea is to commemorate the mess they claim Bush has left behind by actions such as the war in Iraq.</i></p></blockquote>Still, a sewage plant? Isn't there a broken sidewalk somewhere they could dedicate instead?<br /> ]]>
        
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    <title>South Carolina is not gay</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.daily-times.com/bizarre/2008/07/south_carolina_is_not_gay.html" />
    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.234</id>

    <published>2008-07-17T19:49:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-17T19:53:06Z</updated>

    <summary>... and they are very adamant about this after a travel advertisement appeared in a London magazine proclaiming the opposite.The campaign, which plastered the London subway with posters advertising the charms of South Carolina and five major U.S. cities to...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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    <category term="london" label="London" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[... and they are very adamant about this after <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25677373/">a travel advertisement </a>appeared in a London magazine proclaiming the opposite.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="SouthCarolinaGay.jpg" src="http://blog.daily-times.com/bizarre/SouthCarolinaGay.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="263" width="189" /></span><br /><blockquote><i>The campaign, which plastered the London
subway with posters advertising the charms of South Carolina and five
major U.S. cities to gay European tourists, landed with a resounding
thud in South Carolina, where the issue of gay rights has long been a
political flashpoint.</i><p class="textBodyBlack"><i><span id="byLine"></span><br /></i></p><p class="textBodyBlack"><i>The
advertisements were timed for London's Gay Pride Week, which ended
Saturday. The posters touted the attractions of the state to gay
tourists, including its "gay beaches" and its Civil War-era plantations.</i></p></blockquote><br />Was that really the best slogan they could come up with? It sounds like something a fourth grader would say. Also, we have people in the office who have lived and worked in South Carolina, and they have yet to recall seeing a single "gay beach."<br />]]>
        
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<entry>
    <title>Like a baby, except not real</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://blog.daily-times.com/bizarre/2008/07/like_a_baby_except_not_real.html" />
    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.231</id>

    <published>2008-07-17T16:20:04Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-17T16:25:40Z</updated>

    <summary>I think the headline on this Reuters story says it all. &quot;Lifelike dolls repel and attract.&quot; Considering I get the heebie jeebies from some very unlifelike dolls, these things would freak me out. &quot;Reborn babies&quot; are disconcertingly life-like baby dolls...</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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    <category term="dolls" label="dolls" scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" />
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        <![CDATA[I think the headline on this Reuters story says it all. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080717/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_britain_dolls_reborn">"Lifelike dolls repel and attract."</a> Considering I get the heebie jeebies from some very unlifelike dolls, these things would freak me out. <br /><br /><blockquote><p><i>
 "Reborn babies" are disconcertingly life-like baby dolls
carefully crafted in vinyl, which have become swiftly popular
mainly with collectors, but also with nostalgic grandparents
and grieving parents.</i></p><p><i>
 Made and collected by an online community of enthusiasts,
they are painted several times to create the mottled colour of
newborn skin, have mohair hair and eyelashes, and are weighted
to make them feel as heavy as human babies.</i></p></blockquote>
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<entry>
    <title>And the Lord did shred</title>
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    <id>tag:blog.daily-times.com,2008:/bizarre//9.229</id>

    <published>2008-07-16T19:37:24Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-16T19:58:59Z</updated>

    <summary>This Australian monk got a little too excited that the pope was going to be visiting....</summary>
    <author>
        <name>Patrick Hogan</name>
        
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        <![CDATA[This Australian monk got a little too excited that the pope was going to be visiting.<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="APTOPIX Australia Pop_Hoga.jpg" src="http://blog.daily-times.com/bizarre/APTOPIX%20Australia%20Pop_Hoga.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="576" width="500" /></span><br /> <div><br /></div>]]>
        
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