Amateur night

So, did you hear the one about the priest who went jogging naked.

No, it's not a joke, I'm really asking. Did you hear about it?

An off-duty police officer spotted Whipkey walking nude toward his home at about 4:30 a.m. He reportedly told the officer he had just finished jogging near the high school and didn't think anyone would be around at that time of the morning.

Whipkey also told police he sweats profusely if he wears clothing while jogging, saying, "I know what I did was wrong."

You'd think he'd be used to sweating after wearing all those robes every Sunday. Then again, I knew a priest back in New York who would set a fan up behind the altar at every mass to cool him off and also cause his robes to billow outwards as if under divine inspiration.

But he never went jogging naked, as far as I know.